We Don't Fight With Swords & Axes


-Sing to the tune of "Guide me Oh thou great redeemer"
- commonly known as "bread of heaven"


We don't fight for King and Country,
We don't fight for liberty,
We just fight for booze and crumpet,
Alcoholics all are we.

Chorus: Alcoholics, alcoholics, alcoholics all are we,
all are we, Alcoholics all are we.

We don't fight with swords & axes
We don't fight authentically
We just fight with whips & leather
Sexual perverts all are we

Chorus: Sexual perverts, sexual perverts, sexual perverts all are we
Sexual perverts all are we.

We don't wash with soap & water
We don't live hygenically
Whats the use of soap and water,
Filthy Vikings all are we.

Chorus: Filthy vikings, filthy vikings, filthy vikings all are we
Filthy vikings all are we.

We don't go to church on Sundays
We don't live religiously
We just burn down church & chapel
Pyromaniacs all are we.

Chorus: Pyromaniacs, pyromaniacs, pyromaniacs all are we
Pyromaniacs all are we

You can't hit me I'm from Blackpool
Council members don't go down
Go and find yourself a bondsman
Take their shots without a frown.

Chorus: I'm immortal, I'm immortal, I'm immortal I'm a Jarl,
I'm immortal I'm a Jarl.


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